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October 27 2019

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the-macra

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

totohoy

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:



Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

erytria

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

honeypunks

you could say…phishing scam…

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October 24 2019

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